Happy B-Day America! Today your boy Ballsy celebrates that “crazy” thing we call freedom.
Just weeks ago, rumors sparked about the Knicks pursuing Ron Artest.
Just the mere thought of that got me and the fellas rapping … imagine Ron Artest and Stephon Marbury on the same team! Homie! I’m talking Ron Ron and Starbury … Whaaaat, that Danilo Gallinari kid would hop back on the first flight to Italy! SOHH today, on America’s birthday, we celebrate the country’s crazies, ya diiiig?!
Both players come from two of the meanest hoods in NYC – Marbury from Coney Island, Artest from Queensbridge – but each dude is a different kind of crazy.
Marbury is more zany, capable of saying any kind of caca cockle doo doo that comes to his mind, especially when high.
Case in point, the infamous Mike’d Up episode, where Steph brought up weird topics such as Zach Randolph being capable of making the college three and “a layup,” kissing his sister and feeling her “body and soul,” and accidentally calling his wife his, “better ho.”
One of the most hilarious things you’ll ever see.
That was last summer. About a month ago, though, Steph showed he hasn’t changed much, as he told reporters that he’s been running in the mountains to prepare for the upcoming season. LOL & SMH.
While I think Stephon Marbury is kinda crazy all the time, Artest gets crazy.
Case in point, the infamous Pacers-Pistons brawl in Detroit. Ask yourself how many other cats would have jumped into the stands like that?
SOHH WHO’S CRAZIER – ARTEST OR MARBURY!? COULD THEY EVER FUNCTION TOGETHER ON THE SAME SQUAD IN THE L?
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